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Don’t Point That Thing At Me

Wired Magazine posted an online article yesterday focusing on the many patents that Apple owns.  One of Apple’s new patents is a system which creates a vacuum that sucks the glass screen down tight...

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The Quiet That Drives You Mad

Sensory deprivation is not a term that gives many people cause to pause unless you’ve experienced it for yourself firsthand. According to Guinness World Records, the quietest place on Earth can be...

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No Short Story / Fighting With Technology / Solar Eclipse

Much like relationships, we go though several emotional stages with each new bit of technology we purchase. Take my new iPad, for instance. After lusting for an iPad for the better part of a year, I...

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I Think I Have A Problem

Last week my Mac decided to up and die on me. Saturday afternoon my internet connection went down.  I won’t have it back up until the cable guy gets out here on Friday. Man, I feel like the unluckiest...

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A Thin Line Between Love And Boiling Eyeballs

I often find myself vacantly staring into my microwave as my food cooks.  And like all watchers of food, I tend to get as close to the action as possible.  I’ll press my face against the glass and cup...

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Water Curtain

What’s amazing about this video isn’t the fact that some drivers refuse to obey stop signs, but rather the technology that’s being used that makes it nearly impossible to overlook a stop sign: I’ve...

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A Window Into My Soul

I swear, if I didn’t know any better I’d think that these guys have a miniature camera secreted away in a dark corner of my living room, watching me multitask whilst trying to “relax”. It’s funny how...

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Ghost In The Machine

This past weekend I rolled up my sleeves and changed the oil in my Toyota FJ. Once that was done I drove over to a local garage and had the brakes replaced. After that I grabbed a quick lunch (gyros,...

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